Tidiness Philosopher Gifts

"Let me guess, when you cleaned your room when you were a kid you put all your clutter under the bed."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Raptures

Sweep the board.

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

TV and cleaner

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

The Movers - Decluttering

Decluttering. . .

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

The Messy Sink

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

Office De-cluttering

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'