Sociology Buff Gifts

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

'Sometimes I just like to people watch.'

"That really bugs me...all these foreigners moving into town. Taking our jobs, bringing their goofy culture, expecting us to learn how they do things! I wish they'd go back where they came from!"

World Global Cult.

"Tell my mom my mistakes -- she does my work."

"It was offensive to people who haven't turned eight."

Cocktails and Beer

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

Metropolitan Liberal Elite Eating Working Class Culture

"I know we're friends, and in the privacy of the house, it's OK to show it, but not in public: I have a reputation to uphold in the neighbourhood..."

Prisoner of Gluttony

"How about a donation since political incorrectness is in?"

Pikey and Chav.

The Homework and Brussels Sprouts Protests: '...You listen to my complaints, then you gather as many people here as you can to help change things to the way I want them.'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

'Inappropriate touching -- What are you in for?'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

How are you? Small talk series Good! Good! Well...

"Silly me, I just found out that the Hoi Polloi were the other people."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'