Sociology Geek Gifts

The 'Imperence' of them Lower Classes.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Best before 65 million BC.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Jurassic Pork

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"They look like pickles."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Epic Battles

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'