Sociology Enthusiasts Gifts

How to destroy a soul or a nation.

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Max Weber

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

Pikey and Chav.

August Comte

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

"I know we're friends, and in the privacy of the house, it's OK to show it, but not in public: I have a reputation to uphold in the neighbourhood..."

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

Beer street and Gin lane - Gin lane.

The Young Ragamuffin, with Friends

'Sometimes I just like to people watch.'

"That really bugs me...all these foreigners moving into town. Taking our jobs, bringing their goofy culture, expecting us to learn how they do things! I wish they'd go back where they came from!"

'And when did you start losing the will to get to the other side?'

"It was offensive to people who haven't turned eight."

The Homework and Brussels Sprouts Protests: '...You listen to my complaints, then you gather as many people here as you can to help change things to the way I want them.'

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

Cocktails and Beer

'The poor thing -- her therapist recommended divorce, and she isn't even married.'

Ferdinand went for a walk and almost fell down gemeinschaft.

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.