Sociology Enthusiasts Pillows

Love, American Racist Style

How to destroy a soul or a nation.

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Max Weber

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

August Comte

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

Pikey and Chav.

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

"I know we're friends, and in the privacy of the house, it's OK to show it, but not in public: I have a reputation to uphold in the neighbourhood..."

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

Beer street and Gin lane - Gin lane.

"That really bugs me...all these foreigners moving into town. Taking our jobs, bringing their goofy culture, expecting us to learn how they do things! I wish they'd go back where they came from!"

The Young Ragamuffin, with Friends

'Sometimes I just like to people watch.'

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

'And when did you start losing the will to get to the other side?'

"It was offensive to people who haven't turned eight."

Cocktails and Beer

Ferdinand went for a walk and almost fell down gemeinschaft.

The Homework and Brussels Sprouts Protests: '...You listen to my complaints, then you gather as many people here as you can to help change things to the way I want them.'