Sociology Aficionados Pillows

"That was the last of the children. They're all stopping by to share their repressed memories."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Max Weber

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

Pikey and Chav.

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

August Comte

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

"I know we're friends, and in the privacy of the house, it's OK to show it, but not in public: I have a reputation to uphold in the neighbourhood..."

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

Beer street and Gin lane - Gin lane.

"That really bugs me...all these foreigners moving into town. Taking our jobs, bringing their goofy culture, expecting us to learn how they do things! I wish they'd go back where they came from!"

'Sometimes I just like to people watch.'

The Young Ragamuffin, with Friends

"Listen, I'm going to close my eyes for a short bit but you just keep on talking.".

Ferdinand went for a walk and almost fell down gemeinschaft.

"It was offensive to people who haven't turned eight."

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

Cocktails and Beer

'You need to get your grades up...because good grades are an early sign of good credit scores.'

The Homework and Brussels Sprouts Protests: '...You listen to my complaints, then you gather as many people here as you can to help change things to the way I want them.'