Sociology Buff Pillows

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

Piñatas around the world. . .

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

'Sometimes I just like to people watch.'

"That really bugs me...all these foreigners moving into town. Taking our jobs, bringing their goofy culture, expecting us to learn how they do things! I wish they'd go back where they came from!"

World Global Cult.

"Tell my mom my mistakes -- she does my work."

"It was offensive to people who haven't turned eight."

Cocktails and Beer

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

Metropolitan Liberal Elite Eating Working Class Culture

"I know we're friends, and in the privacy of the house, it's OK to show it, but not in public: I have a reputation to uphold in the neighbourhood..."

Prisoner of Gluttony

"How about a donation since political incorrectness is in?"

Pikey and Chav.

The Homework and Brussels Sprouts Protests: '...You listen to my complaints, then you gather as many people here as you can to help change things to the way I want them.'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

'Inappropriate touching -- What are you in for?'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

How are you? Small talk series Good! Good! Well...

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

When Collapse Comes, Everything Closes

"Silly me, I just found out that the Hoi Polloi were the other people."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Jean-Paul Sartre

"But can't I be feared and loved?"