Art Sociology Buff Gifts

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."

"Now I really hate poetry."

A caveman paints from life

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Convenience.

Raphael

Had enough of the box.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Tinnitus?"

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

Whistler's father.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Medusa and Perseus.

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Max Weber

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

Pollock Painting Company

Artistic License

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

American Gothic Selfie

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.