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"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."

"Now I really hate poetry."

A caveman paints from life

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Convenience.

Had enough of the box.

Raphael

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Tinnitus?"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Medusa and Perseus.

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Max Weber

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

American Gothic Selfie

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

Early Art Critic