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Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

'He was very big in Vienna.'

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

In and out, in and out, in and out...

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

'Best of both worlds really. I can stick my head in the ground, and run away if I want.'

There are two schools of thought. But they are spelled differently. And one of them is wrong.

August Comte

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

Pikey and Chav.

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

"I have to read this disclaimer: Any opinions expressed in this course belong to the professor and do not necessarily mean the university is left-wing."

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

"No, it's not a Rorscach test, it's a really nasty damp patch."

"I know we're friends, and in the privacy of the house, it's OK to show it, but not in public: I have a reputation to uphold in the neighbourhood..."

'Your genes got you into this, but frankly I don't know if they can get you out of it.'

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'