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The living stream at London Bridge.

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

'Sooo......Brian, You think you're good enough for the Humility Club.'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Back to school.

The Selfie

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

JET (Part I)

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

Corporate Darwinism

Hoxton map.

Max Weber

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

Bernard Levin

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."