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"Please forgive my manners, Miss, 'tis the Regency Period and we have not enjoyed rollicking sex since luncheon."

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

That's What Happens

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

John F. Kennedy

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Legalish

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

Eye Off the Ball

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

New York Scatological Society

Martin Luther King and Obama.

William Pitt the Elder

"Destroyers"

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

The merger hits a snag.

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

The Art of the Possible