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"Please forgive my manners, Miss, 'tis the Regency Period and we have not enjoyed rollicking sex since luncheon."

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

John F. Kennedy

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Martin Luther King and Obama.

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"Destroyers"

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

William Pitt the Elder

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

New York Scatological Society

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

The merger hits a snag.

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

The Art of the Possible

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."