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Victorians playing croquet.

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Politicians are from Uranus.

State Budget.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

The United States of Amazement

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Take a pill so you won't be one.

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

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Austerity Egg Hunt.

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