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Pre man, Modern man, Post man

'Nine years of college for this?'

'Does my bum look big on this'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

The New Man

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

Fishmonger - Ironmonger - Scaremonger.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Two tramps: "If every man has his price, then we must be the human equivalents of an overdraft."

'Compared to what they get away with these days, I wasn't that bad. Got in before they lowered their standards.'

Would you throw this away for me?

"This is what keeps good people from seeking public office."

'Yeah, I got chased from Main and 3rd, but you know, it's not like it's going to change my lifestyle.'

Michael Loser (a beggar).

Springdale High School Class of 19...: Most likely to succeed...Most likely to recede.

'Consumer Society'

T-Shirt reads - Part Of The Problem

'...why people are obsessed with sex is beyond me...'

'There wasn't anything you could do -- somebody had to win the election.'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Man begs for his restaurant bill.

"Yeah, I had to get a job. Being the local crazy street person just got too competitive."

Begging Hats

National Apathy Society: Come In Or Whatever

Site Acquired for More Empty Shops

Rainbow

"Come at me, Bro!"

Lockdown Protest

"Being a white male, your main challenge growing up will be coping with acceptance."

News: Employment Up - Terror

Politicians are from Uranus.

"Some people just don't have any will-power..."

"You're a White male heterosexual, Bobby, so just sit here and keep your mouth shut."

Let Yourself Go Cafe

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