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A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

New York Scatological Society

The merger hits a snag.

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"And this is where we bottle our rage.

"Boun giorno, Gorby!" "Buon giorno, Bush!"

'I certainly phoned SOMEBODY and said, honey, I'm bringing home a guest for dinner!'

'No. I insist. You first.'

Victorians playing croquet.

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

Illustration for 'Eleanor's Victory' by Miss Braddon, scene 2.

Paris Hilton

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

Won't it be fun to vacation with your grandmother? I guess. But I'd rather go with you and daddy. Oh, honey! That's so sweet! We'll miss you tooo � Groan! We'll have to be polite 24/7! Does my smile look sincere?

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

Tip responsibly

A vampire preferring to use a napkin when sucking blood.

Gentleman whale.

"Have you come far?"

"I forgot my phone."

"Every commodity has an exchange value, which is measured according to the misery of each person...."

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

"Thanks for the unexpected lift. You can drop me off here. Or here. Or here. Or here."

Man attempts to be rid of girl's father so he can be with her