Polite Society Admirer Gifts

A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

New York Scatological Society

The merger hits a snag.

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

'I certainly phoned SOMEBODY and said, honey, I'm bringing home a guest for dinner!'

Illustration for 'Eleanor's Victory' by Miss Braddon, scene 2.

'No. I insist. You first.'

"Boun giorno, Gorby!" "Buon giorno, Bush!"

Victorians playing croquet.

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

"And this is where we bottle our rage.

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

Tip responsibly

A vampire preferring to use a napkin when sucking blood.

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

Man attempts to be rid of girl's father so he can be with her

Gentleman whale.

"I forgot my phone."

"Every commodity has an exchange value, which is measured according to the misery of each person...."

"Have you come far?"

"Thanks for the unexpected lift. You can drop me off here. Or here. Or here. Or here."

Deferential equations.