Polite Society Member Gifts

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"Excuse you. Don't embarrass me in public."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'Fancy a swift half?'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

The merger hits a snag.

Politeness opens doors

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

'Say, please.'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'

'No... you first.'

'No. I insist. You first.'

"No offense."

Canadian Zoom

A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

'I certainly phoned SOMEBODY and said, honey, I'm bringing home a guest for dinner!'

Victorians playing croquet.

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

"Plea bargaining with my mom is more like please bargaining."

"You're very courteous for a hog"

Won't it be fun to vacation with your grandmother? I guess. But I'd rather go with you and daddy. Oh, honey! That's so sweet! We'll miss you tooo � Groan! We'll have to be polite 24/7! Does my smile look sincere?

Back in the old days, when mob rule etiquette counted for something.

'Don't ask for anything.'

'Don't forget to say 'pretty please'.'