Society Member Gifts

National Anonymous Society: Member of the Month, John Doe.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Midwest Winter Items.

"How is it in Russia?"

Human Rights for All

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"A grand jury sitting in Terre Haute, Indiana, today handed up an indictment of society."

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

Church Restoration Fund.

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'