Secret Society Member Gifts

"Gentlemen, one of us is a mole!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"As usual, you're confusing your right to have an opinion with having your opinion respected."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

The secret society of 'prentice knights

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

"Ned's a lot more fun to live with since he stopped believing ANYTHING he sees on the internet."

'I can't figure out why Codex told me the keeper of the bowl died...'

"It tells me if your bill is fake or not."

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

"Rule #1: DON'T talk about sore throat club!"

Welcome to the Conspiracy Files...

"Gosh, guys, I'm excited. This is my first cabal."

'When does the meeting start?'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'Hey, what happens in vegans,stays in vegans.'

'I just met a cat from a secret society.'

Conspiracy Theorist Convention

The Stand-about society.

DIMINATI

The Masons.

"He gripped me by the throat Sir, and I then relised that this was not a masonic grip"