Secret Society Explorer Gifts

'It's the three masons.'

The secret society of 'prentice knights

"That's the secret society my dad belongs to."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage

Gigolo Diary

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians: Part Two

'This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds. If it doesn't, please stomp on it a few times.'

Psst! Stay in character!

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

'Vee vill soon find verr you keep ze confidential information...'

'Mom!!'

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'I can't figure out why Codex told me the keeper of the bowl died...'

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

'That's just the start. Today, keeper of the list. Tomorrow, who knows?'

"This leads to the actual library."

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

"Rule #1: DON'T talk about sore throat club!"

The Masons.

'When does the meeting start?'

"What do you hear from Agent X-37, chief?", "He's doing fine, but please use his code name 'Kemosabe.'"

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"As a social worker I sometimes see the worst of society..."