Secret Society Explorer Pillows

'It's the three masons.'

The secret society of 'prentice knights

"That's the secret society my dad belongs to."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage

Gigolo Diary

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

'This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds. If it doesn't, please stomp on it a few times.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

Psst! Stay in character!

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

'Vee vill soon find verr you keep ze confidential information...'

'Mom!!'

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

"This leads to the actual library."

'I can't figure out why Codex told me the keeper of the bowl died...'

"Rule #1: DON'T talk about sore throat club!"

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

'When does the meeting start?'

"Gosh, guys, I'm excited. This is my first cabal."

"As a social worker I sometimes see the worst of society..."

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Conspiracy Theorist Convention

"What do you hear from Agent X-37, chief?", "He's doing fine, but please use his code name 'Kemosabe.'"