Secret Life Explorer Gifts

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Psst! Stay in character!

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"Great, now we're lost."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Jasper's Limo Service.

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Gigolo Diary

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

How?

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

Life's Directions

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

"Your next life will be so much better."