Secret Society Enthusiast Gifts

Employee has been left out of the loop.

Monumental Masons

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

Danger: Falling Masonry

"Gosh, guys, I'm excited. This is my first cabal."

"You are now fully initiated into the super secret savers club - you will receive twenty percent back on all in-store purchases."

'Relax that's all I know!'

'Is that some kind of code or are you delivering my pizza?'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'That's just the start. Today, keeper of the list. Tomorrow, who knows?'

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

JAMES BONDING

M16 Code-breakers office

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Daniel Craig caricature

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

Gigolo Diary

Secret Identity Theft.

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

James Bond Getting Old and Playing

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds. If it doesn't, please stomp on it a few times.'

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

'I'm a good listener since I'm always wearing a wire.'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

Dromedary spy.

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?