Secret Society Humorist Gifts

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

DIMINATI

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Lobster a la Riseholme!

Pizzas

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

Museum Guard Portrait

"I thanked my teacher for teaching us so well and she fainted."

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

"At work, they call me benchmark."

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

'Shall we join the ladies?'

Glass/Cans/Geriatrics.

'A pint! Have you got any ID?'

Edith Wharton

"...and those are cheese and cucumber..."

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

Scream Shrink

Don Pasquale sitting

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

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