Secret Society Fan Gifts

'When does the meeting start?'

Lurking Men's Club

Conspiracy Theorist Convention

Sloaney Pony.

"I need to know who started it."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Elusive Shadow.

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

Gigolo Diary

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Three

Licensed to drill.

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

Martin Folkes Esq.

"Welcome to our private banking group."

"Here comes the ambassador now!"

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

"Harry! You?"

CIA. Spy. I hate to break this to you, Ernie, but you

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

'I can't figure out why Codex told me the keeper of the bowl died...'

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

The secret society of 'prentice knights

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

'That's just the start. Today, keeper of the list. Tomorrow, who knows?'

"Rule #1: DON'T talk about sore throat club!"

Thoreau's secret diary

'I just met a cat from a secret society.'