Secret Society Buff Gifts

'I just met a cat from a secret society.'

The Masons.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

The Family Joules: Part 22

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

Milkin' Impossible

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

'Why is it always about me?'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

Flying in Formation.

Privatized Jails

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Atomic Bear: Part 26

Newton's Law and Order.

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"Listen, kid - in the real world, great power comes with no responsibility whatsoever."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

"Your sister got another promotion."

Pikey and Chav.

Captain Pointy No.63 - Smugen Durgen Ray Gun Vest

"I want to report a race crime.'

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

"I'm Sandman, not Kitty Litter Man, you **** cat!"

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."