Secret Society Buff Mugs

'I just met a cat from a secret society.'

The Masons.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Milkin' Impossible

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'Why is it always about me?'

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

Newton's Law and Order.

Privatized Jails

Flying in Formation.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"Listen, kid - in the real world, great power comes with no responsibility whatsoever."

"Your sister got another promotion."

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

Pikey and Chav.

Captain Pointy No.63 - Smugen Durgen Ray Gun Vest

"I want to report a race crime.'

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

Netflix and chill?

'Are you sure this is all you can remember seeing after you were attacked?'