Secret Society Fan Pillows

'When does the meeting start?'

Lurking Men's Club

Conspiracy Theorist Convention

Sloaney Pony.

"I need to know who started it."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Elusive Shadow.

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Gigolo Diary

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

Martin Folkes Esq.

"Here comes the ambassador now!"

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"Welcome to our private banking group."

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'I can't figure out why Codex told me the keeper of the bowl died...'

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

The secret society of 'prentice knights

"Harry! You?"

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

"Rule #1: DON'T talk about sore throat club!"

"Gosh, guys, I'm excited. This is my first cabal."

Thoreau's secret diary

DIMINATI

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