Surveillance Society Fan Pillows

"I need to know who started it."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Elusive Shadow.

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

50 Year Celebrations.

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

The Sting Operation

007 regretted switching to beer

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Three

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

Licensed to drill.

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'