Surveillance Society Fan T-Shirts

"I need to know who started it."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Elusive Shadow.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

The Sting Operation

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'