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How's our intelligence gathering?

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

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"You call yourselves a demographic?"

'Gimme all your cache!'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

Secret Service Dogs

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

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'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

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What security flaw?

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

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'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

Advanced Password Hint

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.

'Geek computer hackers wouldn't have survived a week at MY West Point!'