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Martin Folkes Esq.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I need to know who started it."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Think Tank

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

"I'm going to get you fired."

I told you we were late!

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Probe? Don't be silly. Now, take a drink of this solution every 15 minutes until it's gone, and no food for 24 hours.

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.

"So we've got the labcoats. Now we need a good excuse to wear them." The Birth of Science.

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

"Don't forget to send selfies."