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'He's all 'beautiful' and blummin' 'elegant!''

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Astral Projection

Think Tank

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Rocket Ark

Clive Anderson

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

Large and hitherto uncatalogued life-form on the windscreen, Jim,

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'