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Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Horror movies

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Next camera crew 5 mins

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

A couple decides what to watch.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

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