Science Society Fan Gifts

Martin Folkes Esq.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I need to know who started it."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Think Tank

"I'm going to get you fired."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.

"So we've got the labcoats. Now we need a good excuse to wear them." The Birth of Science.

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

"Okay. Hit it."