Secret Society Humorist T-Shirts

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

DIMINATI

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Pizzas

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Lobster a la Riseholme!

Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!

"I thanked my teacher for teaching us so well and she fainted."

Museum Guard Portrait

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

"At work, they call me benchmark."

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

'Shall we join the ladies?'

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

Glass/Cans/Geriatrics.

'A pint! Have you got any ID?'

Edith Wharton

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

Bestiary of the American Class System

Don Pasquale sitting

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'