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National Anonymous Society: Member of the Month, John Doe.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"How is it in Russia?"

Human Rights for All

Midwest Winter Items.

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"A grand jury sitting in Terre Haute, Indiana, today handed up an indictment of society."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

Church Restoration Fund.

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'