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'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

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"Welcome."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Soho walking society

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Now we can receive e-mail!'

'Be wormier!'

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

"I'll be damned if I'll let society tell me who's fluffy and who's not."

Big Society: 'Somebody should do something!'

'I belong to so many book clubs I no longer have time to read!'

The Stand-about society.

'Hello, can you check, I may have left my blow torch on.'

"Billy, if you want to join the Spanish Club, that's cool. In fact, we can make you a member right now."

"I can see what we need to work on for your next lesson..."

The Crossdresser Shop. 'It was just a question of time!'

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

The Huddle Around the Front Door in the Cold NonSmokers' Club Noon T-TH.