Joining Group T-Shirts

"Welcome."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

Christmas Unicorn

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

'Be wormier!'

'Don't be alarmed, my dear - I've joined Alcoholics Anonymous.'

'Now we can receive e-mail!'

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

Red Hat Society Members.