Joining Group Pillows

"Welcome."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

Christmas Unicorn

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

'Be wormier!'

'Don't be alarmed, my dear - I've joined Alcoholics Anonymous.'

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

'Now we can receive e-mail!'

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'