Joining A Movement Pillows

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"Welcome."

Sidewalk Ballet

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Soho walking society

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

'I always say you can't have a spontaneous grass roots movement without a little seed money.'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

It's called "bipedalism" --- I got the idea from a bird!

'Be wormier!'

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

Red Hat Society Members.

'I belong to so many book clubs I no longer have time to read!'

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"Billy, if you want to join the Spanish Club, that's cool. In fact, we can make you a member right now."

"If you belonged to a union, you'd have Christmas off."

"So there I was at the back of the line waiting for my Covid short when I remembered 'Hey, I'm an American express cardmember!'"

The first rule of mime club is: You don't talk about mime club.

'Hi! You must be an absurdist - or are you just absurd?'

'The Wisconsin government broke a promise it made to labor.'