Society Joiners Pillows

Red Hat Society Members.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"Welcome."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

Soho walking society

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

'Be wormier!'

'Now we can receive e-mail!'

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

"I'll be damned if I'll let society tell me who's fluffy and who's not."

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

Big Society: 'Somebody should do something!'

'I belong to so many book clubs I no longer have time to read!'

The Crossdresser Shop. 'It was just a question of time!'

'Hello, can you check, I may have left my blow torch on.'

"Billy, if you want to join the Spanish Club, that's cool. In fact, we can make you a member right now."

The Stand-about society.

The first rule of mime club is: You don't talk about mime club.

"I can see what we need to work on for your next lesson..."

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.