Strolling Society Joiner Pillows

Soho walking society

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"Welcome."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

'Be wormier!'

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

Don't worry! It's within walking distance.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

Red Hat Society Members.

'What?! I told you I like long woks on the beach - what were you expecting?'

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

'You can speed it up if you want.'

'I belong to so many book clubs I no longer have time to read!'

"Billy, if you want to join the Spanish Club, that's cool. In fact, we can make you a member right now."

"So there I was at the back of the line waiting for my Covid short when I remembered 'Hey, I'm an American express cardmember!'"

The first rule of mime club is: You don't talk about mime club.

Garden stagger

"Of course it's no trouble. George will put the ketltle on."

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

The Huddle Around the Front Door in the Cold NonSmokers' Club Noon T-TH.

"Excuse you. Don't embarrass me in public."

"You are now fully initiated into the super secret savers club - you will receive twenty percent back on all in-store purchases."

"It costs how much to join?"

I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...