Running Club Member Pillows

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

'Stampede!!'

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

The not so easy rider...

Crawling Marathon.

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

'You're almost one-eighth of the way there.'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"

'This should be interesting.'

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

The Illuminati of the Subway

'Typical!'

'Hey! You wished for the ability to run like a jackrabbit. Next time, be more specific.'