Joining A Movement Gifts

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Welcome."

Sidewalk Ballet

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

Soho walking society

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'I always say you can't have a spontaneous grass roots movement without a little seed money.'

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

'Be wormier!'

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'I belong to so many book clubs I no longer have time to read!'

'The Wisconsin government broke a promise it made to labor.'

Drink is a curse.

"If you belonged to a union, you'd have Christmas off."

"So there I was at the back of the line waiting for my Covid short when I remembered 'Hey, I'm an American express cardmember!'"

"Billy, if you want to join the Spanish Club, that's cool. In fact, we can make you a member right now."

'Hi! You must be an absurdist - or are you just absurd?'