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"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"If you want to sing in our band, you'll have to overcome your fear of using double negatives."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

"Welcome."

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Bassoon practice.

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

She's a natural.

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'