Joining A New Group Mugs

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Cimafunk

'But what is the universe for?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Back to school.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"If you want to sing in our band, you'll have to overcome your fear of using double negatives."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

"Welcome."

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

Bassoon practice.

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

She's a natural.

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

"When I agreed to working closely with you on this project..."

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'