Joining New Team Mugs

"Welcome to your new club, my friend! Of course we will help you to find a car, an apartment and a tattoo shop."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'But what is the universe for?'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Basketball.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'Here we go again...'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"We're a family here and you'll be like a son to me - illegitimate, of course."

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"