New Team Signing Mugs

"He's the new Turkish signing"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'Here we go again...'

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'We may be 0-10, but I think we can sue ourselves to an 8-2 record.'

'Hey, I remember delivering you to your parents: We're going full circle here!'

'I may scream at you occasionally. Pay no attention. I may rant and rave...pay no attention...I may even fire you occasionally. PAY ATTENTION!'