New Team Contract Mugs

Footballer's Luggage

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

'Here we go again...'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

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